Definition of ‘awesome’

June 8th, 2012

When someone spills something in my house and makes a half assed attempt to clean it up then does not advise me of such, so that I can clean it up properly.

Used in a sentence:

“that beer you spilled on my floor that sprayed up on my $7000 leather sofa and stained it, then did a shitty job of wiping it up with (of all fucking things) dry bounty paper towels (which basically shellacked it into the fabric and smelled like a strip club after a night of heavy partying) was FUCKING awesome

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