Where do you draw the line? At what point do you say “man that’s not cool”?

December 16th, 2008

He’s admitted to masterminding 9/11, admitted to conspiracy, to killing thousand etc etc.  Good enough for me.  What are we waiting for?

You see I could never be a prison guard.  As I read this article I was disgusted at who this guy is and what he has done.  But that wasn’t the peak of the story.  The part where the guards deliver food and clothes only to have a cup of PISS or SHIT thrown in their face is what bothers me.  That would only happen once.

I’d strap him in a chair, palms down.  Get a 6″ needle and shove it under his fingernail up into his finger until he passed out.  Then I would use a defibrillator to wake his ass back up and shove the needle in further again until he passes out and light him up again.

Now that’s entertainment.  

FOXNews.com – Guantanamo General Tells Story of the Hidden Khalid Sheikh Mohammed – International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News.

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Who gives a flying fuck?

December 15th, 2008

Does anyone really give a flying fuck if we offend prisoners of ANY religion?  I sure as shit don’t.  Apparently the Brits do.  They have banned the Crucifix from a prison Chapel to avoid offending Muslim Inmates.  

Don’t want to offend the towel heads…. oh no no no fucking no.  But we can offend the Cross bearing, bible beating, murdering Christian prisoners all day long.

Personally I think they should just cut all the prisoners nuts off and call it a day.  That way everyone is offended and no one can complain about it.  Then there are no balls to cup when they are tossing one another’s salads.

Eat shit and die – that’s how I feel about them

FOXNews.com – British Prison Bans Crucifix From New Chapel to Avoid Offending Muslim Inmates – International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News.

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Is everyone stupid?

December 15th, 2008

Went to the bank today to make a deposit and cash a check.

Here’s how the conversation went:

teller: welcome to the bank how can I help you
me: I have two checks in there, I need one deposited and the other cashed. The one with “for deposit only” gets deposited and the other $150 check cashed please.
teller: ok, how would you like your cash?
me: a hundred, two twenties and a ten.

pause

teller: ok, I’ll have that right out
me: thanks

pause

carrier is sent back to me

teller: will there be anything else?
me: no ma’am
teller: thank you have a great day
me: thanks you too

So I get my envelope back, slide the cash and my license out, count out the cash. It’s $150 alright – five twenties and five tens?!?!

Did I miss something? How do you confuse “a hundred, two twenties and a ten” confused with “five twenties and five tens”?

The two sound nothing alike. So all I can assume is that in between the time I told her how I wanted my cash and the time she actually got it (which was about 37 seconds) she forgot how I wanted my cash… Which means one of the following:

a. She’s fucking deaf
b. She’s fucking dumb
c. She has the memory of a cocker spaniel
d. all of the above

You decide. Morons – they are all around us.

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This is how it used to be “For Whites”

December 14th, 2008

I took these pictures at the Collin County Courthouse building after it was rehabbed. Hard to believe it was only 44 years ago that this sign was displayed proudly:

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There should be a common sense test

December 14th, 2008

You should have to take a quiz before you are allowed to install personalized plates on your vehicle. This goes down in the top 10 dumbest plates I have ever seen. May possibly take the number one slot.

No shit?  I thought you stole it...

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Everlasting cock knockers

December 12th, 2008

Well those douche bags responded about my hosting account.  Here you go:

If the refund was promised to you by douchebaghosters.com, I wonder why they didn’t actually process it or cancelled it….but instead of trying to figure that out, you’re blaming us. I’ve cancelled your account and closed it. We do not tolerate threats and racial remarks. Thank you.

Answer to question number one:  Because they are fucking retarded Canadians and have been shafting me for 3 years

I didn’t blame anyone – I asked why something wasn’t done that was requested 2 months ago.

We do not tolerate threats – fucking stupid cunt.

Customer service has been flushed straight down the shitter world wide.  No one knows what it means anymore.

I’ll blame whoever I please – It’s my money you cock smokers have taken and not provided a service for.

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Web Hosting Account Debacle

December 10th, 2008

So these fucks will not refund my money and now they deny even receiving my request to cancel my account which is paid through May 2009. Fucking Canadians – I hate em. Here was there response and also my response to theirs. Get your laughing shoes on, you know the words, follow me mother fucker!!

Hi XXXX, I checked your account and there was no cancellation request received through the systems

Also, your acct is paid upto May 3rd 2009 and there are no refunds as your money was paid to douchebaghosters.com and we cannot refund.

Please advise if you will keep the service and cancel at least 2 weeks prior to the renewal date or if you would like to cancel now, confirm you’ve removed/backed up your files and I’ll process the cancellation now.

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My response:

douchebaghosters.com,

Now you see this is just complete bullshit. I asked (way back when you guys were screwing me around and I could not access the server that my sites and mail were hosted on) how I could cancel my account and request a refund. I was told to go to the site and request that it be canceled. I went through all the bullshit of saying that I downloaded all my files and that I did not need anything off of the servers (which I still cannot access because you morons cannot figure out how to unblock my IPs). I completed everything online that I was supposed to. I canceled the account well over a month ago. Possibly 2 months ago. I don’t need, don’t want, don’t care what you do with the files that are on there if there are even any at all.

I’m well aware of how far my account is paid up. I paid for 2 years in advance and am not using the two years. I was told I would get a credit back for the unused months. This was all done when it was still HostingPlex. I don’t give a rats harry ass who owns the company now so you can take your excuse for not refunding my money and shove it up your ass with a red hot fire poker.

Your customer (dis)service sucks worse than any Indian I have ever talked to.

I hope you go broke in 2009.

Merry Christmas

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The Piss Test

December 3rd, 2008

Excellent Idea – I didn’t write it but whoever did is dead on.

THE JOB URINE TEST

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In
order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with
which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution
of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem
with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have
a problem with helping people who sit on their rumps doing drugs
while I work! Can you imagine how much money the state would save if
people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, “‘Urine or You’re Out”.

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t. Hope you
will all pass it along, though. Some things have to change in this country —
and soon!!!!!!!

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