The Piss Test

December 3rd, 2008

Excellent Idea – I didn’t write it but whoever did is dead on.


Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In
order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with
which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution
of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem
with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have
a problem with helping people who sit on their rumps doing drugs
while I work! Can you imagine how much money the state would save if
people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, “‘Urine or You’re Out”.

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t. Hope you
will all pass it along, though. Some things have to change in this country —
and soon!!!!!!!

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Stupid assed people do stupid assed things

November 29th, 2008

I rarely if ever shop on the day after Thanksgiving thanks to working in retail for 3.5 years. It sucked then and it sucks now. I hate the mall. I hate shopping. So you can imagine how I feel about the two combined on the day following Thanksgiving. I think it’s gotten way out of hand. The manufacturers fo the next “Tickle me fucking Elmo” holding out on shoppers to create the buzz on their hot item. Offering “door busters” or special discounts to entice these dumb mother fuckers to come in and spend money they don’t have on credit cards they should not be carrying.

I decided to write this in light of the person killed at a Walmart yesterday morning. This poor bastard worked for Walmart. He was there to help these people spend their money. He got trampled to death by 2000 idiots trying to get in and save a buck. It should come as no shock that this happened in New York – fucking Yankees.

It’s ridiculous that this happened. NOTHING is that important. A man died so some schmuck could save a buck on a gift that his kid just has to have. I’m sorry but IT’S FUCKING RETARDED!!

No way in hell am I ever going to stand in line. My kid will never want something bad enough for me to do that. Hate me if you want but it’s the parents fault. It’s the parents fault for letting their kids watch TV all fucking day. Play on the computer all fucking day. That’s what they see so that’s what they want. I think everyone should buy a book for their kid for Christmas. Better yet, adopt an angel. Buy some poor family a car seat or a blanket or a pair of shoes that their kid needs.

There are worse things out there than not getting the gift you want for Christmas. People in this country are starving, freezing and in some cases have no home at all. It’s greed. I know Gordon Gekko says “greed is good” but come on people. Have a heart. Do something for someone other than yourself this year.

And fuck you Walmart for allowing this to happen. Stupid bastards should have had armed security or off duty police to handle the crowd control. What were you thinking letting 2000 people stampede your store like a herd of cattle. I know exactly what you were thinking. PR, marketing and $$$

Greedy, greedy bastards. Sam Walton is probably rolling over in his grave.

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Remember the nut bag who shot up Luby’s in Killeen, TX?

November 29th, 2008

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November 17th, 2008

I’m going to go ahead and call this what it is. Fucked up. Democrats have got to be the dumbest mother fuckers on the face of the planet. I can’t believe they voted for this guy. Just as I suspected….. most of them knew nothing about the election and were following the media and celebrities. I’d like to line these people up and slap the shit out of them one by one.

How could they know so much about Sarah Palin and so little about Barack NObama you may ask? The media is your answer. The election was won by media manipulation and millions of dollars. Illegal dollars I might ad. If you think all that campaign money was legally contributed in the $10 and $20 increments as one of my left leaning democrat friends suggested then I’ve got some ocean front property in Arizona I will sell you cheap.

Fucking retards. Fucking retards. Fucking retards. He stole the election with money from Africa, Iran, Al Qaeda, The Taliban (pronounced TOLLY BON if you are Barack Obama) and who knows who fucking else. We’ll never know and it doesn’t matter now. Nothing is going to stop him from being inaugurated on Jan 20, 2009. If he got this far what makes you think he doesn’t have the money to seal the deal in January?

Bastards. Fuck em all!!

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W’s Resignation Speech

November 1st, 2008

The following ‘speech’ was written recently by an ordinary maniac [a resident of the People’s Republic of Maine ]. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis to be effective. This is an excellent piece by a person who doesn’t write for a living.

The speech George W. Bush might give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying ‘My Fellow Americans.’ Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don’t know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you’re really not fellow Americans any longer.

I’ll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There’s been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I’m quitting is simple. I’m fed up with you people. I’m fed up because you have no

understanding of what’s really going on in the world. Or of what’s going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let’s start local. You’ve been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that’s despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we’re mentioning minorities, I’ll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. I’ve mentioned all those things before, but it doesn’t seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels

and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there’s increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don’t give me this ‘blood for oil’ thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would’ve already seized Iraq ‘s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don’t give me this ‘Bush Lied; People Died’ crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could’ve easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be ‘discovered.’ Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.

Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me.

Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into

office. Some guy named ‘ Clinton ‘ established that policy. Bet you didn’t know that, did you?

Now some of you morons are considering another and more evil Clinton for president !!!!

Go figure that one!! She wants to take your kids away and let the ‘ Whole Village ‘ raise them!

i.e. governmental indoctrination .. Look this one up you dumb asses!

The rest of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding of foreign

policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan , a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he’s going to destroy us. While he’s doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to reelect him. He also thinks it’s okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel . Did you sleep through high school?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.

That’s not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don’t care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That’d be fine, as long as they weren’t also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven’t gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you’re not. That’s because you’ve got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I’m disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of ‘Survivor.’

Instead, you’ve grown impatient. You’re incapable of seeing things through the long lens of

history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy

the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat’s political

campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it’s easy enough to find the truth. It’s all over the Internet. It just isn’t on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you’d be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you’re too stupid to leave a city that’s below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.

I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I’ve come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I’m going back to Crawford. I’ve got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I’m done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I’ll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney’s quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President.

You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope

that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that’s it. God bless what’s left of America .

Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.

PS – You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.

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I like this dude

November 1st, 2008

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Daily decisions can make a huge impact!

November 1st, 2008

My wife and I are going through Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace University (FPU) right now.  It’s a 13 week course held weekly on Thursday nights 7-9 pm at a church in our home town.  We went to the first class on October 30.  We both enjoyed it and thought we would share the process.  We had already read his book The Total Money Makeover about 6 weeks ago.

It all started with me catching the last 5 minutes of Dave’s show on Fox Business News.  At the end of his show he reads emails from viewers.  On this particular show people were writing in saying how FPU and The Total Money Makeover had changed their lives.  They raved about how they had wiped out their debt in 18-24 months.  I’m not talking about $5000 in debt either.  I’m talking $80-$100k.  Needless to say I was intrigued by this and thought “I need to read his book”.  A couple of weeks later we were at Barnes & Noble and I saw the book for 20% off plus we have a 10% off membership card so I got it dirt cheap.  It sat on my desk for 2 weeks before I started reading it.  Once I did I finished it in 3 days.  Lots of common sense stuff but reading it helped me to realize I do not know everything about saving and budgeting.  It opened my eyes to how much money we blow every month.  We changed everything IMMEDIATELY.  Get the book if you want to change your life.

This is the one thing from the first lesson that I’d like to share

Daily decisions can make a HUGE impact!
Expense Cost per day Cost per month If invested at 12% from age 16-76
Cigarettes $3 $90 $11,622,000
Gourmet Coffee $5 $150 $19,371,943
Lunch (5 days/week) $8 $160 $20,663,319

That’s $51,657,262 by cutting out ciggys, coffees and fast food lunches. It shows you the power of compounding interest and investing a little bit every month. Get to work.


That’s $51,657,262 by cutting out ciggys, coffees and fast food lunches. It shows you the power of compounding interest and investing a little bit every month. Get to work.

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Quality time with Dad

October 29th, 2008

I’m going to teach my little girl to do this when she is old enough:

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Voted for McCain

October 29th, 2008

I just voted for McCain this morning in hopes of keeping NoBama out of the White House.  We’ll see in 6 days.  I’m all for McCain/Palin/Joe The Plumber/Tito The Builder and the rest of the gang.

We can do it!! Keep your head up!!

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Another point of view

October 26th, 2008

I found this post on a message board about the election.  I though it was great.

Comment by Tyler Fitz 

What has happened to my country? I am astonished and saddened by the amount of people who have been fooled by Obama. Is anyone in this country keeping informed, or are they willing to be persuaded by a smooth-talking, unpatriotic, far-left, liar. Before I go out and vote, I take the responsibility of learning about what both candidates truly believe in. Have any Obama supporters read one of his books. The words that he uses to write about the United States, and the negative outlook on the American people is disheartening. The only reason why Obama has made it this is because of the ill-informed americans who call themselves Democrats. At least Hillary had experience and had an honest plan for America. Obama seems to believe the plan to solve all problems, is to tax the rich till there isn’t anymore. And whenever there’s a problem, the government will take care of it. Obama will take away almost all the rights of gun owners-a right that was so important to the founding fathers of our country that it was our second Amendment to the constitution. I am not necessary a die-hard advocate of McCain, but I can not live in a country that no longer has any meaning to me. With Obama’s tax plan, America will have the highest tax rates in the world, that is a fact-read his books. The reason the American colonists fought for the freedom of our country was because of taxation with out representation. What voice will the American people have when the government will have an unprecedented amount of control? Obama is change that I can believe in. The change that will destroy what little of a foundation this country still rests upon. He has mislead a great number of Americans and it is embarrassing to believe that we do not even know if he is truly an American citizen. If Obama becomes the next president, I will be waiting for a revolution. A revolution to take back the country and restore the freedom of the American people.

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