American Express errrrr EXCESS!!!

August 13th, 2009

It’s been so long and I’ve been so busy that I forgot I had this fucking blog.  Those cock knockers over at American Excess have done it again.  The bastards raised my interest rate 3% back in February.  Well I got a letter earlier this week that states they are yet raising it again.  So much for sworn testimony you lying pieces of bailout money shit.  They (under sworn testimony) said they would “NEVER” raise a customers rates just for the fuck of it, for lack of better terms.  They are now raising everyone’s rate.  All 24 million card holders are getting jacked right in the ass.  They are changing from a fixed to a variable rate which will be prime + 11.99% and in my case 15.24%.  If you have a revolving debt on an AmEx card I strongly suggest you call them and raise hell.  I’m closing all my accounts.  Fuck em – that’s what they are doing to me.  I’ve been a cardmember for 14 years.  I’ve never missed a payment and I’ve never paid late.  Never ever fucking never.  And this is what I get.  Well fuck you and the donkey you rode in on.  I hope the whole fucking lot of you go broke, file bankruptcy and are forced to go get a job where you actually have to work and abide by the rules like most of society does.  Thank you very much and FUCK YOU!!!

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Barking dogs

March 15th, 2009

This is bull fucking shit. My neighbors dogs have been barking for an hour and 1/2 now. It’s 11:21 pm CST. They (the neighbors) have got to be the dumbest mother fuckers on the face of this planet. These dogs have no dog house, no cover of any sort. They put them out in the rain all weekend. It was sick. I looked out my back window and could see the dogs curled up in the back yard in the mud getting rained on. What kind of fucking retard does that?

They have no right owning a dog if they are going to do this. I’m a dog lover. I’m an inside the house kind of dog owner. My dogs go outside to shit and piss. That’s it. Then they come back inside. I let them out when it’s nice outside so they can run and play in the back yard but there is no barking for hours on end. In fact – if they bark I put a stop to it or bring them back inside. It’s disrespectful to your neighbors. And it’s cruel to the animals. I wish they would just pack their shit and move the fuck out. I hate people who lease homes. They care nothing about the house, lawn, neighbors or neighborhood.

As I finish this – they are still barking. Called the police already about 45 minutes ago. Don’t think it did any good. This has gone on for well over 6 months – maybe even a year and I have tried my hardest to disregard. These people cannot be that fucking stupid to think that their dogs are not annoying the shit out of their neighbors. If I can hear them in my bedroom over my TV you know good and fuckin’ well that their dumb asses can hear them right outside their back door. Fuckin’ white trash losers. Go back to California shit for brains.

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January 21st, 2009

Right about now that remote control that Adam Sandler uses in the movie “Click” would come in real handy.  We could just fast forward the next 4 years and possibly 8 years to a new president.  The dude just got sworn in yesterday and I’m sick of him already.  I didn’t vote for him.  I’m tired of hearing his name.  I’m tired of seeing his face.  I’m sick to death of his stuttering.  He couldn’t even speak the oath without tripping over his words.

I’m also sick of seeing people morph their photo into the red/white/blue image with their face to look like his “hope” or “change” campaign images.  I don’t for the life of me understand why people are flocking to this guy like flies to shit.  He’s not the messiah.  He’s not even Moses.  Matter of fact he cannot be compared with any figure from the Bible.

He is a liar, cheat and con artist who swindled his way into the hearts of millions and into the white house.  I don’t care if he’s orange.  He’s not qualified to run the country.  His decisions will impact us for many years and potentially cause irreparable damage.  I’m not a fan.  Never have been.  Everyone who knows me knows that.  I’ve made it crystal clear.

I like George W Bush.  I think he did the best job he could with the hand he was dealt.  It’s not entirely his fault the economy is collapsing.  It’s greedy banks and corporations that have caused this.  Has he made all the right decisions?  Hell no.  Has he made some decisions that I don’t agree with?  Absolutely.  I still think that he did an excellent job.  If he sucked so bad why did he get re-elected in 2004?  You think he went down hill in 4 years?  I think not.

If you don’t like Bush that’s fine.  Say what you will.  But when I exclaim my displeasure with Obama and my dislike for him and his agenda DO NOT CALL ME A RACIST.  I don’t have to like him.  That’s the beauty of living in this country.  I don’t have to like you either.

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Where do you draw the line? At what point do you say “man that’s not cool”?

December 16th, 2008

He’s admitted to masterminding 9/11, admitted to conspiracy, to killing thousand etc etc.  Good enough for me.  What are we waiting for?

You see I could never be a prison guard.  As I read this article I was disgusted at who this guy is and what he has done.  But that wasn’t the peak of the story.  The part where the guards deliver food and clothes only to have a cup of PISS or SHIT thrown in their face is what bothers me.  That would only happen once.

I’d strap him in a chair, palms down.  Get a 6″ needle and shove it under his fingernail up into his finger until he passed out.  Then I would use a defibrillator to wake his ass back up and shove the needle in further again until he passes out and light him up again.

Now that’s entertainment. – Guantanamo General Tells Story of the Hidden Khalid Sheikh Mohammed – International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News.

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Who gives a flying fuck?

December 15th, 2008

Does anyone really give a flying fuck if we offend prisoners of ANY religion?  I sure as shit don’t.  Apparently the Brits do.  They have banned the Crucifix from a prison Chapel to avoid offending Muslim Inmates.  

Don’t want to offend the towel heads…. oh no no no fucking no.  But we can offend the Cross bearing, bible beating, murdering Christian prisoners all day long.

Personally I think they should just cut all the prisoners nuts off and call it a day.  That way everyone is offended and no one can complain about it.  Then there are no balls to cup when they are tossing one another’s salads.

Eat shit and die – that’s how I feel about them – British Prison Bans Crucifix From New Chapel to Avoid Offending Muslim Inmates – International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News.

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Is everyone stupid?

December 15th, 2008

Went to the bank today to make a deposit and cash a check.

Here’s how the conversation went:

teller: welcome to the bank how can I help you
me: I have two checks in there, I need one deposited and the other cashed. The one with “for deposit only” gets deposited and the other $150 check cashed please.
teller: ok, how would you like your cash?
me: a hundred, two twenties and a ten.


teller: ok, I’ll have that right out
me: thanks


carrier is sent back to me

teller: will there be anything else?
me: no ma’am
teller: thank you have a great day
me: thanks you too

So I get my envelope back, slide the cash and my license out, count out the cash. It’s $150 alright – five twenties and five tens?!?!

Did I miss something? How do you confuse “a hundred, two twenties and a ten” confused with “five twenties and five tens”?

The two sound nothing alike. So all I can assume is that in between the time I told her how I wanted my cash and the time she actually got it (which was about 37 seconds) she forgot how I wanted my cash… Which means one of the following:

a. She’s fucking deaf
b. She’s fucking dumb
c. She has the memory of a cocker spaniel
d. all of the above

You decide. Morons – they are all around us.

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This is how it used to be “For Whites”

December 14th, 2008

I took these pictures at the Collin County Courthouse building after it was rehabbed. Hard to believe it was only 44 years ago that this sign was displayed proudly:

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There should be a common sense test

December 14th, 2008

You should have to take a quiz before you are allowed to install personalized plates on your vehicle. This goes down in the top 10 dumbest plates I have ever seen. May possibly take the number one slot.

No shit?  I thought you stole it...

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Everlasting cock knockers

December 12th, 2008

Well those douche bags responded about my hosting account.  Here you go:

If the refund was promised to you by, I wonder why they didn’t actually process it or cancelled it….but instead of trying to figure that out, you’re blaming us. I’ve cancelled your account and closed it. We do not tolerate threats and racial remarks. Thank you.

Answer to question number one:  Because they are fucking retarded Canadians and have been shafting me for 3 years

I didn’t blame anyone – I asked why something wasn’t done that was requested 2 months ago.

We do not tolerate threats – fucking stupid cunt.

Customer service has been flushed straight down the shitter world wide.  No one knows what it means anymore.

I’ll blame whoever I please – It’s my money you cock smokers have taken and not provided a service for.

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Web Hosting Account Debacle

December 10th, 2008

So these fucks will not refund my money and now they deny even receiving my request to cancel my account which is paid through May 2009. Fucking Canadians – I hate em. Here was there response and also my response to theirs. Get your laughing shoes on, you know the words, follow me mother fucker!!

Hi XXXX, I checked your account and there was no cancellation request received through the systems

Also, your acct is paid upto May 3rd 2009 and there are no refunds as your money was paid to and we cannot refund.

Please advise if you will keep the service and cancel at least 2 weeks prior to the renewal date or if you would like to cancel now, confirm you’ve removed/backed up your files and I’ll process the cancellation now.

My response:,

Now you see this is just complete bullshit. I asked (way back when you guys were screwing me around and I could not access the server that my sites and mail were hosted on) how I could cancel my account and request a refund. I was told to go to the site and request that it be canceled. I went through all the bullshit of saying that I downloaded all my files and that I did not need anything off of the servers (which I still cannot access because you morons cannot figure out how to unblock my IPs). I completed everything online that I was supposed to. I canceled the account well over a month ago. Possibly 2 months ago. I don’t need, don’t want, don’t care what you do with the files that are on there if there are even any at all.

I’m well aware of how far my account is paid up. I paid for 2 years in advance and am not using the two years. I was told I would get a credit back for the unused months. This was all done when it was still HostingPlex. I don’t give a rats harry ass who owns the company now so you can take your excuse for not refunding my money and shove it up your ass with a red hot fire poker.

Your customer (dis)service sucks worse than any Indian I have ever talked to.

I hope you go broke in 2009.

Merry Christmas

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