Monday, May 21, 2012 08:17

Who needs Facebook

May 19th, 2012

When you have your own blog and all you want to do is post your comments without having to hear everyone else’s bullshit.

The Darth Vader

May 19th, 2012

Dude just got a whole loaf of bread with his BBQ at Rudy’s.

Darth

May 19th, 2012

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Mr. Cool

May 19th, 2012

Wow you should have seen what I just saw. A guy was trying to be all cool in his mustang and when he pulled out of his parallel parking space there was a curb in front of him that he clearly forgot was there. He completely ran over it with damn near the entire car. Then he got all pissed and tore ass up the parkway. He’s gonna need an alignment and a couple of new wheels.

Gimme gimme gimme – where’s my free shit

May 19th, 2012

I understand customer complaints. I’ve worked in customer service for a long time for other businesses as well as my own. I’ve made my share of complaints against businesses when they were warranted but I’ve also received complaints from customers that were for the sole purpose of obtaining a free service or a discount.

Who fucking made the rule that just because you complain (whether it is true or not) that you get something for free? No one. That’s who. And it is my belief as well as every other sane person on the planet that you have complained just so you could try to get something for free.

My room was too cold, my therapist had hairy arms, my therapist coughed while in my session, I could hear kids next door blah blah whatever fuck you. This is life. Welcome to it. Things are not perfect. What do you want me to do tell the neighboring business to move? Close? Bound and gag the children?

Let me explain something to you fucking retarded idiots who think that you deserve something for nothing no matter where you go. A complaint is meant to let the business owner or the manager of the business know that there was a problem so that it can be corrected. They were not designed so that you could complain and ask the dumb ass question “what are you going to do for me”? Pay for your shit. Come back if you want. Or don’t come back. For every ass hole that complains I have 100 people who are blissfully happy so go home, suck your husbands cock and balls or play with your dildo or whatever it is that you do when you aren’t trying to ruin my day.

I’m going to address your complaint and make adjustments for the future but I’m not going to stand here and take shit. I’m not going to give you a free service or a discount you low life excuse for a shit bagging moron.

Thank you, come again. Or don’t. I don’t care just stop complaining.

Suck it

February 24th, 2011

Dropped my iPad yesterday. It was in the $39.00 Apple case. It fell from about 3′ from under my arm as I was bending over to put my bag in the backseat of my car. I forgot I had it under my arm and it slipped right out. It landed on the corner, ripped the case and dinged the corner of the iPad. I hate dropping my good shit.

Juicy

September 15th, 2010

Fuck all you hoes… get a grip motha fucka

Been a while

July 2nd, 2010

Well I figured it’s time to update this blog. I got an iPad for my birthday so that’s what I am writing on. How’s it look? Lot of stuff been going on. 2 year old in swimming lessons and gym class once a week. Working. Trying to get my business profitable. It’s a balancing act but we are doing it. Wish I had more time to play and still make a good living. Seems it’s one or the other. That’s it for now. Word.

HORSE SHIT!

March 21st, 2010

Can’t believe they passed this bullshit. I’m speechless. Go fuck yourself in the ass with Nancy Pelosi’s dick faggot.

Morons

March 11th, 2010

So a client emailed me this morning and said the following:

” Hey Larry

This is Suzy Q, Bobby Sue’s friend and I bought an I phone in January and yesterday it just quit charging.
What should I do? I am in Austin working for a few days but really really need my phone!! Should I take it to Apple store?”

Really?!

That’s like calling the tire store and saying “I am out of town and I have a flat tire but I really really need my car. What should I do? Should I take it to a tire store and get a new tire?”